Stories of an Unfortunate Midget

Ha!

Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:26:36 GMT

i forgot i had this thing

On my own

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 18:53:28 GMT

i have officially applied for my own apt and i am so damn excited i cant stand it. i talked to the office lady about my application and she said everything looks good, they are just waiting on my student status and renters history. i look at this time in my life and realize that i am taking what is probably the last step towards independence. i will have my own tiny space to call home and mine alone and i will be responsible for it in every way shape and form. damn i think i fucking deserve it!

*if i have a house warming party i think i can only fit like ten, maybe ten and a half in my small efficiency :0P

*my sense of accomplishment right now is overwhelming i have single handedly packed all of my shit in three hours (tells u how much shit i DONT have)

Whoa!

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 18:14:31 GMT

wow, it's been almost three months since i last posted and i think now is appropriate. i'm back floundering in what i like to call "my life". i havent been taking care of my resposibilities like i should be. i havent done my FAFSA work for school and if i dont get money for school im not going back next year and i dont think that would be a good thing because i seriously have a minute amount of classes left to graduate.i have been saucing it up way too much as well and not being responsible about it and depression is hitting me wicled hard! bah! now that i think about it i dont want to ramble about it.

To Everyone: Sorry i havent been around from all of the above i think u know why.

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 15:47:47 GMT

so much to do and no motivation. i feel worthless...

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 19:54:39 GMT

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Wed, 09 Mar 2005 19:54:21 GMT

weird times right now. big transition for me. i also have come to the conclusion that i am entirely too lazy and need to find something to do with myself besides, eat, sleep, drink, work, and occaisionally show up for class. i dont know where to find my inspiration and motivation. eh fuck it! ill worry about it after u nap!

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 19:42:05 GMT

its weird how time apart from someone can feel so good. two people who were and still are very important to me have been distant for some time now. at first i was broken. my heart was in shards all over the ground in front of me and i, standing there with no will power to pick it up again and put it back together. a new realization in this extended vacation has lead me to believe that although i care for these people i should not be the crutch that i had become for the both of them. i think that maybe its time for me to explore myself and have the confidence within myself that i lack as of now. i think that with i will be able to gain this but it takes time. i have met a few people recently that have made me smile oh so much and i have gotten in touch with the people i ignored for so long (sorry guys and you know who you are). they make me smile oh so brightly too. i have found so many more important things to care about now. other reasons i have had for being upset lately have become trivial.

It feels so good to feel at home again. man i missed the shit out of all of you!

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:48:34 GMT

self exploration includes not talking on this thing

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 22:49:21 GMT

I'm a fuckin foreign magnet!

HA! HA! HA! i needed a laugh after work

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 08:12:41 GMT

* i think the best survey taking award goes to one of my best buddies Delaney

What is your full name? Lauren Patricia Delaney
What are your nickname or nicknames? Delaney, "hey, you! drunk girl!," tits, Madame Bleu Perkybottom
How old are you? 23
Male or Female? Female
Where do you live? RVA
What school do you attend? the school of bourbon
How many siblings do you have? 5
Pets? i used to have a betta named oscar...
Zodiac Sign: scorpio
Righty or Lefty? righty
********YOUR LOOKS********
Hair color: naturally? um, i dunno...
Eye color: bluish-grayish
Height: 5'6 (i think)
Do you wear glasses or contacts? No
DO you have a tattoo? just one of a mexican bandito across the entire surface of my back.
Do you wear any rings? only for beatin'
********More about YOU!********
What are the last four digits in your phone number? 6785 (right?)
Have you ever almost died? only after i found out the pope was ill. then i was reassured that he was okay.
How do you eat your Oreo: dunked in milk. obviously.
What makes you happy? really, just booze. and stuff that's free.
What’s the next cd you are going to buy? hmm...i need some penetration. and led zeppelin IV on cd. side 2 is so good.
What religion/denomination are you? i am an orthodox bourbonite.
Have u ever won any special awards? when i was in 8th grade, i won guitar player of the year. i have also won several pulitzer prizes because of my cancer research as well as a nobel peace prize and an MTV movie award for my work on the film "i can't believe you're still reading this." oh, and a soul train award because of my badass robot.
What are your future goals? to not be poor. and to open a bar called tomfoolery. and to be puerto rican.
Do you like to dance? i don't watch that j.lo dvd for nuthin'!
Worst sickness u ever had? i had scarlet fever when i was a kid.
What’s the stupidest thing you have ever done? well, there was this guy i dated for about 3 1/2 years...
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? um, to be more motivated. because i need more money. to support this pesky drinking habit.
How many kids do you want to have? dear lord! none!
Sons name? delaney
Daughters name? delaney (or ava, but mostly delaney, or "oopsyouweretotallyanaccident")
Do you drink? did the sun come up?
What sport do you hate the most? curling.
What are you most scared of? clowns, and death by clown.
How many Tvs do you have in your house: 1
Do you have your own phone line? what?
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
Have you ever broke/sprained/fractured a bone? nope
What do you dream about? being in "dawn of the dead," my friends punching cripples, and having sex with salma hayek.
Who do you tell your dreams to? whomever will listen.
Who’s the loudest friend you have? yes.
Who’s the quietest? no.
********Just qUEstIOns********
Is cheerleading a sport? is sleeping around?
How many licks does it take to get to the center?? i was told 3, but i know that is a flat-out LIE.
Which came first the cow or the egg? well, cows can't lay eggs. however, the calf does develop from an egg in the cow's uterus. the egg is then fertilized from sperm and it thus develops into a cow...so...i would go with the egg.
Do you believe in love? love is for suckers.
Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? is it allowed to have batteries?
You have a crush? kind of...sort of...not really...well, maybe.
Where do you wanna have your honeymoon? boozeville!
What song do you want played at your wedding? "samba pa ti" by santana and perhaps "war pigs" by black sabbath, just to mix it up.
What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? whether or not they keep my attention. and if they buy me a drink.
Longest crush? i'm fickle.
Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? at this point? my "special friend" that i picked up at priscilla's. or a deaf mute.
Do you find yourself ugly? only when i'm bleedin'.
Are you a Virgin? is the nuge a vegetarian?
********Your FAVS********
Color: black. and pink. and red.
Food: thai. and italian. and things that are yummy.
Fast food: mcdonald's cheesburgers and burger king's egg and cheese croissantwiches. and subway.
Beverage: PBR, coke, bourbon.
Ice Cream: mint chocolate chip, phish food, new york super fudge chunk.
Fav. type of music: anything that rocks my proverbial socks.
Song: "when the levee breaks" by zeppelin, "hong kong garden" by siouxsie & the banshees, "ain't it fun" by the dead boys.
Actor or Actress: marilyn monroe, steve buscemi
Fav. Day of the year: october 28th. and halloween.
Month: october
December tv show: what?
Store: the liquor store
Board game: trivial pursuit. and balderdash.
Catch phrase: "dude, i'm really sorry, i was really drunk." or "see how real i just kept it?"
********HAVE you EVER********
Loved someone so much you cried? meh.
Drank: wow.
Broke the law: a little.
Ran from the cops: no
Tried to kill yourself: no
Made yourself throw up? yep
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? yep

And if you love me you will fill this out then send it to me so i can know you a little more better then i do.

PS- man...sometimes i think that i should get a real job so i'm not up being drunk at 3 in the morning filling this out. xoxo, delaney.

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 17:39:38 GMT

lots of fun the past few nights with all my favorite people. now i have no money thanks to certain irresponsibilities. damn

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 23:09:27 GMT

[info]freebasinglove
2005-01-26 17:21 (link)
1. you put the fun in hanging out, and by fun i mean "drunk". you dont take no bullshit, and you're pretty straightforward. you seem to always be cool and chill, but your livejournal suggests other things going on inside you sometimes.
2. oh, fuck... Drive by Truckers?i cant think right now
3. courntney cox. seriously. same name, and same face and color hair.
4. IN-YOUR-FUCKING-FACE (taht's one word)

ha ha! thanks astronomy buddy!

Wed, 26 Jan 2005 23:03:22 GMT

im off to school in a few minutes. thought id update or something. not that many people really read the crap i put down in this damn thing.

talked to my friend Suzanne about Alex last night and i think that it went rather well. im feeling better today. no more coughing and a little bit of congestion. now all i have to do is go to class and then alley katz to see alabama thunder pussy before they go on another US tour for the next five weeks and then onto Iceland. lucky bastards. okay im going now.

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 19:20:17 GMT

first week of school completed and once again i dont want to be there. i think i need to suck it up this time though and follow through. i have all summer to dick around and work a lot. i think that if laura moves home over the summer im going to venture out and get my own apartment. i think after having an awesome roomie for three years i cant go with anyone new. she fuckin rules! im a lucky gal.

so yesterday was an emotional rollercoaster. "A" left for two months to get his shit together and that is a good thing, but i miss him terribly already. its not far to go see him and stop in and see mom but its not the same to be able to pick up the phone and go watch a movie and relax with someone you care for. thats a two hour endeavor now. ah fuck it! im tired of thinking about it.

on a lighter note i got new cds in the mail from the cd club i joined. man i love my selections. alrighty i need to go to work and stand around for hours making no money on a monday night.

Wed, 19 Jan 2005 05:57:44 GMT

i'm happy and sad about a certain situation and i dont know what to think or do anymore. fuck! FUCK! FUCK!

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 16:33:04 GMT

back to school today. cant tell if i am excited or not.

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 06:18:22 GMT

i'm excited about school. weird huh? i keep forgetting that i start next week.

excited about learning to bartend at a close friends reopening bar!

excited about the fact that i think i am finally realizing that i am worth more than that asshole by far (those of you who know me well, know exactly who i speak of)

i'm tired of the same mistakes and i want to begin anew. i want to better my appearence for myself and no one else. i want to know that i am worth it to someone else. damn! damn! damn! being an emotional wreck!

*wearing sweet judas priest t-shirts to sleep in makes me feel tough!

Sat, 08 Jan 2005 17:56:51 GMT

Mel you are oh so right. i'm wasting my time on someone who doesn't give a shit. i wish he cared like i do. whats wrong with me? why cant waht i feel be reciprocated? i'm so tired of this shit. i wanna give up and move on but it's so hard to do so. HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!....i don't want to spend energy on it anymore! he doesn't deserve it!

Mon, 03 Jan 2005 07:19:35 GMT

it's not everday that a guitarist in an awesome metal band that you love oh so much tells you that you are what he would want if he wasnt married to an amazing woman. i fuckin love you Eric!

love,
courtney

Sat, 01 Jan 2005 22:11:14 GMT

well it is officially a new year. i rang in the new year kissing one whom i care for very much. i dont know but something is different this time. then again i may be reading into things a bit too much. isnt it time for me to be happy with someone of the opposite sex? maybe if he didnt suck so much sometimes. it doesnt matter i guess. im waiting for disappointment once again. such sweet words that only i will remember :0(

lets hope its a sign that i will have a good 2005.

Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:53:48 GMT

free drive by trucker tickets. im fuckin stoked!

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:48:24 GMT

2004:

well it seems that another year is upon me and i think that this is a good thing. maybe ill find a hobby in 2005 that doesnt involve men or alcohol.

Wed, 15 Dec 2004 07:58:03 GMT

oops i fuckin did it again...

a drunken slur into my sober ear, means nothing to me until i actually have the time to think about it.

Damn you for being scared of your own fucking feelings and emotions. being "metal" isnt that fuckin cool!

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 22:15:36 GMT

on another note and in response to my post last night i want to know why i finally meet someone i like and who is interested back in the same way and yet i still chase after something that will never exist. man i'm a sad sight. someone punch me in the face and make sure i wake up with a new outlook on things.

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 22:12:58 GMT

good by scotland and england. see you in a few months. wink wink!