HA! HA! HA! i needed a laugh after work
* i think the best survey taking award goes to one of my best buddies Delaney
What is your full name? Lauren Patricia Delaney
What are your nickname or nicknames? Delaney, "hey, you! drunk girl!," tits, Madame Bleu Perkybottom
How old are you? 23
Male or Female? Female
Where do you live? RVA
What school do you attend? the school of bourbon
How many siblings do you have? 5
Pets? i used to have a betta named oscar...
Zodiac Sign: scorpio
Righty or Lefty? righty
********YOUR LOOKS********
Hair color: naturally? um, i dunno...
Eye color: bluish-grayish
Height: 5'6 (i think)
Do you wear glasses or contacts? No
DO you have a tattoo? just one of a mexican bandito across the entire surface of my back.
Do you wear any rings? only for beatin'
********More about YOU!********
What are the last four digits in your phone number? 6785 (right?)
Have you ever almost died? only after i found out the pope was ill. then i was reassured that he was okay.
How do you eat your Oreo: dunked in milk. obviously.
What makes you happy? really, just booze. and stuff that's free.
What’s the next cd you are going to buy? hmm...i need some penetration. and led zeppelin IV on cd. side 2 is so good.
What religion/denomination are you? i am an orthodox bourbonite.
Have u ever won any special awards? when i was in 8th grade, i won guitar player of the year. i have also won several pulitzer prizes because of my cancer research as well as a nobel peace prize and an MTV movie award for my work on the film "i can't believe you're still reading this." oh, and a soul train award because of my badass robot.
What are your future goals? to not be poor. and to open a bar called tomfoolery. and to be puerto rican.
Do you like to dance? i don't watch that j.lo dvd for nuthin'!
Worst sickness u ever had? i had scarlet fever when i was a kid.
What’s the stupidest thing you have ever done? well, there was this guy i dated for about 3 1/2 years...
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? um, to be more motivated. because i need more money. to support this pesky drinking habit.
How many kids do you want to have? dear lord! none!
Sons name? delaney
Daughters name? delaney (or ava, but mostly delaney, or "oopsyouweretotallyanaccident")
Do you drink? did the sun come up?
What sport do you hate the most? curling.
What are you most scared of? clowns, and death by clown.
How many Tvs do you have in your house: 1
Do you have your own phone line? what?
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
Have you ever broke/sprained/fractured a bone? nope
What do you dream about? being in "dawn of the dead," my friends punching cripples, and having sex with salma hayek.
Who do you tell your dreams to? whomever will listen.
Who’s the loudest friend you have? yes.
Who’s the quietest? no.
********Just qUEstIOns********
Is cheerleading a sport? is sleeping around?
How many licks does it take to get to the center?? i was told 3, but i know that is a flat-out LIE.
Which came first the cow or the egg? well, cows can't lay eggs. however, the calf does develop from an egg in the cow's uterus. the egg is then fertilized from sperm and it thus develops into a cow...so...i would go with the egg.
Do you believe in love? love is for suckers.
Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? is it allowed to have batteries?
You have a crush? kind of...sort of...not really...well, maybe.
Where do you wanna have your honeymoon? boozeville!
What song do you want played at your wedding? "samba pa ti" by santana and perhaps "war pigs" by black sabbath, just to mix it up.
What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? whether or not they keep my attention. and if they buy me a drink.
Longest crush? i'm fickle.
Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? at this point? my "special friend" that i picked up at priscilla's. or a deaf mute.
Do you find yourself ugly? only when i'm bleedin'.
Are you a Virgin? is the nuge a vegetarian?
********Your FAVS********
Color: black. and pink. and red.
Food: thai. and italian. and things that are yummy.
Fast food: mcdonald's cheesburgers and burger king's egg and cheese croissantwiches. and subway.
Beverage: PBR, coke, bourbon.
Ice Cream: mint chocolate chip, phish food, new york super fudge chunk.
Fav. type of music: anything that rocks my proverbial socks.
Song: "when the levee breaks" by zeppelin, "hong kong garden" by siouxsie & the banshees, "ain't it fun" by the dead boys.
Actor or Actress: marilyn monroe, steve buscemi
Fav. Day of the year: october 28th. and halloween.
Month: october
December tv show: what?
Store: the liquor store
Board game: trivial pursuit. and balderdash.
Catch phrase: "dude, i'm really sorry, i was really drunk." or "see how real i just kept it?"
********HAVE you EVER********
Loved someone so much you cried? meh.
Drank: wow.
Broke the law: a little.
Ran from the cops: no
Tried to kill yourself: no
Made yourself throw up? yep
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? yep
And if you love me you will fill this out then send it to me so i can know you a little more better then i do.
PS- man...sometimes i think that i should get a real job so i'm not up being drunk at 3 in the morning filling this out. xoxo, delaney.
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